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Dear :icontrixynetex:,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember eggplant fetishism.

In pain,
Emma

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lel stole this from :iconhogia:
Again.

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Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it  ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

well that was fun
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Emmie
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If you wanna talk just comment or note me~
I won't judge you~
Trust me ;P
I hope you're having a good day :heart:~

Mah family~

:iconzanida: --> Mah adopted mumma, very mumma-ish x3 Luv ya mamma x3

:iconmad-fool: --> Mah adopted pappa, who isn't very good at being with mah mumma :3 Luv ya pappa x3

:iconmaradela: --> Mah step sister, whom I love very much ;3 I luv ya Chloe-Chan x3

:iconzairaah: --> Pappa's secret lover xD Luv ya Zara-Chan x3

:iconepichans: --> Mah awesomely awesome aunt x3 I love ya Kiky x3

:icontrixynetex: --> Mah magical ninja sensei ;3 I love ya magical ninja sensei :ninja:

That's all for nao. :iconiheartitplz:
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SolarTrees Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Artist
Want to be friends?
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EmisBakery Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
thanks for the fave ^^
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Mingbatrox108 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem :iconawplz:
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Fullm3t41 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long time no chat :P
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Mingbatrox108 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LEL
yeah well I barely go on here now, I haven't done any drawings in ages and it's killing me m8.
Do you have a steam account...? I go on there a lot so ya know

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Misinna Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the birthday wishes on my old account n_n
How are you?
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Mingbatrox108 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No worries~ ;)
I've been ok, although I haven't been on DA much, I miss everyone
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Misinna Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww have you been to busy for DA sweetie <3
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Mingbatrox108 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah I have like waaaay too busy, school has been hectic and stressful lately, I only go on when someone mentions it or I want to talk to people who I really miss ;~;

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Mingbatrox108 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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BladeWithin Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi my dear!!~It's been soo long~ How are you? :glomp: I miss you~ :iconcraiplz:
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Mingbatrox108 Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi~~~~
Sorry, i don't go on here much D:
When I do I spend most of the time deleting watched items XD
Sorry~ :heart:
I miss you too :la:
I'm good, I've been obsessed with TF2 :D
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BladeWithin Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aww~ :iconcraiplz: :hug: What's TF2?~
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Mingbatrox108 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry D:
TF2 = Team Fortress 2, it's a first person shooter game :P
I love it :XD:
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